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Now that I am married, I feel like I can say things I didn’t really feel comfortable saying when I was single.

I like cats.

There, I said it.

Lots of guys aren’t man enough to admit that they like the little furry creatures. Some think it is weak to like cats because the (unfounded) belief that they are inferior to dogs. I’m not sure why. Have you ever seen a cat and a dog fight? Well, me neither. But, I bet if we went to YouTube and looked it up, we would see cats winning a large majority of the time.

Is it because cats lick themselves (and each other) to stay clean? Cleanliness isn’t masculine? Next are you going to tell me that women were meant to stay in the kitchen because they have small feet?

Is it because a cat’s meow melts a little piece of a man’s heart? Not mine, clearly, because I have few emotions. The ones I do have mainly involve lifting weights and grunting.

As far as I’m concerned, icanhascheezburger was the original and ihasahotdog is a less cute imitation. People don’t say LOLdog speak.

I think the time has come for guys to admit that cats aren’t so bad after all. You’ll feel better when you stop lying to yourself.